Well me and a buddy named Cisco went down to sip some suds First thing you know me and old Cisco ran through fifty bucks We got caught in a card game they said they's bring us home They must've changed their minds I've only got one dime And one time to use the telephone And I said hello honey go borrow some money get your sweet man outta the can Well it's Saturday night they've got me locked up tight way off I can hear a band Jump up baby put on your clothes Hop in your studebaker come and tell the jailer you want sweet tater and Cisco Me and Old Cisco went to a go-go a place called the bottom of the pile Up on stage there was a couple of babes wearin' nothin' but big ole smile The joint got raided while we was cheerin' them on They took us and booked us and they only gave us one time to use the telephone And I said hello honey go borrow some money... Well we dropped in on a love-in but that had its problems too We couldn't tell what we got didn't know what to do to who We started demonstratin' oh we should've stayed home Now we're back downtown waitin' in line for our time to use his telephone And I said hello honey go borrow some money... Hop in your studebaker come and tell the jailer you want sweet tater and Cisco