Lyrics:

If you like my fingernails
And the way sing my scales
Let me know
Let me know

I've had a crush on you
Since 1862
Let me know
Let me know

If you think that I'm pathetic
Then we can forget it
But if you don't then give me a call
I won't bite your head off
We can talk about our feelings and stuff
Let me know

If your shy then that's okay
Get it over with today
Let me know
Let me know

If you think that I'm a moron
Then we just can't go on
But if you don't then give me a call
I won't bite your head off
Let me know
We can talk about our feelings and stuff
Let me know
I won't bite your head off
Let me know
We can talk about our feelings and stuff
Let me know

If you think that I'm a cretin
Then that is upsetting
But if you don't then give me a call
I won't bite your head off
Let me know
We can talk about our feelings and stuff
Let me know
I won't bite your head off
Let me know
We can talk about our feelings and stuff
Let me know
I won't bite your head off
Let me know
We can talk about our feelings and stuff
Let me know
I won't bite your head off
Let me know
We can talk about our feelings and stuff
Let me know