Lyrics:

Climbed into my midget submarine
Pulled the hatch down, turned the lights on
Set sail into the Firth of Clyde
Up past Shetland and Iceland and Greenland

Oh, I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were here

Cut my toenails as I passed under the north pole
Sent a post card from Alaska
Headed southwards past Kamchatka
It gets so lonely in the ocean

Oh, I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were here

I got homesick as I passed around the Antarctic
I felt so small, I couldn't handle it at all
Finally I got hope as I glanced into my periscope
I knew I was halfway home and I didn't feel so all alone

Oh, I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were here...