Lyrics:

Snooki, Pauly D, Jenny, JWoww, Situation
Ronnie, Vinnie, Sammie, Angelina and my couch
Lauren, Brody, Justin-Bobby, Heidi, Spencer Pratt
Kim, Kourtney, Khloé and Kris spell them with a K

Kill me, kill me, kill me now
Kill me, kill me, kill me now
Kill me, I'm turning off the TV
Before I buy everything I see

Real Housewives, 16 and Pregnant, Dancing with the Stars
Sarah Palin's Alaska and Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood
Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Wife Swap, Rock of Love
American Idol, John and Kate Plus Eight plus beer

Kill me, kill me, kill me now
Kill me, kill me, kill me now
Kill me, I'm turning off the TV
Before I buy everything I see

Kill me, kill me, kill me now
Kill me, kill me, kill me now
Kill me, I'm turning off the TV
Before I buy everything I see
Before I buy everything I see