Lyrics:

Mom and Dad went to a show
Dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home X8
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
Couldn't chew my meat too good

(chorus)
Said why don't you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
Thats what I did, I killed a toad

(chorus)
After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep, and watched tv
Woke up in my Mother's arms
Grandma take me home X19
I wanna be alone