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It seems like years ago
That the headlines read
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Fleet Street looked everywhere
And the police did, too
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Is he in the Clement Club?
Or in the south of France?
Playing on a roulette wheel
In another game of chance
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing