Lyrics:

I'm going to get you a gun
I'm going to get a video camera
We're going to take you downtown
We're going to show them how to get things done

I'm going to take you outside
I'm going to take you out on a 9-5
We're going to blind-fold you and run
We're going to be miles away when the cops come

No-nooo-nooo-No
No-nooo-nooo (etc)

I'm going to get you a gun
I'm going to buy a video camera
We're going to take you downtown
We're going to show them how to have some style

I'm going to take you outside
I'm going to show you the whole wide world
They're as Christian as can be
Even Christ told a cripple joke now and then

Oh-NO-noo-NO
No-na-no (etc)

I am going to get you a gun
I'm going to get a video camera
We're going to go on downtown
We're going to show them how to have some fun.