Lyrics:

So assuming this weekend there's a part of me thats thinkin of coming up to join you

You know I sure wouldnt want to.. Ruin all your chances on your one night stand romances

Doing tequila shots, I always loved you but it was never enough



And while your licking salt off of each other

Know that I'll be wishing

Throwing this all my over shouider



Hoping for sores to form upon your lips

So the alcohol burns warm with every sip

Are you burning now?

Dial 911 emergency, to come let you down



And when you wake tommorow morning with a hang over from hell

Don't bother calling me, theres no need for you to kiss and tell

Because tonight will be my night, I'm calling all my friends

The boys are going out tonight



The potion in our bottles it will be singing to me sleep

The world at the bottom, it's taunting me to be a creep



It says 'Hey man, stand up for yourself'

'Hey man, I got a plan for you, it's working oh so well'



I picked up the pay phone and I held the zero down

Please operator, collect call to Allentown

The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind

Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of.. (The night)



Yeah, so tonight, will be my night

I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight.