Lyrics:

Now they're planning the crime of the century
Well, what will it be?

Read all about their schemes and adventuring
Yes, it's well worth a fee

So roll up and see

How they rape the universe

How they've gone from bad to worse

Who are these men of lust, greed and glory?
Rip off the masks and let's see

But that's not right, oh, no, what's the story?
But there's you and there's me
That can't be