Lyrics:

Drivers On the Phone


(Parody of Riders on the Storm by The Doors)


Drivers on the phone
Drivers on the phone
I’d like to pick a bone
With drivers on the phone
If you just hang up and drive
We might get home alive
Menace on the road

There’s a looser on the phone
His mouth is running like a drone
Pick milk up on the way
Get Timmy to his play
My safety could depend
On gabbin’ with your friends
Drivin’ on the phone

This girl is talkin’ to her man
They’re makin’ dinner plans
She ran into a van
And hit a homeless man
If you just hang up and drive
We might get home alive
Morons on the road

Drivers on the phone