Lyrics:

Note: Places where Curly's voice is imitated and/or
'spliced' in are in parenthesis.

When me and my friends go out on the town
We can't sit still and we can't sit down
We don't like to fight and we don't like to scuffle
But we dance all night doing the Curly shuffle
(Hey Moe hey Moe) hey Moe hey Moe
(Well nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck) well nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck
(La da dee la da dee) la da dee la da dee
(Woo woo woo woo) woo woo woo woo
Well we never miss a chance we get up and dance and do the Curly shuffle
Well me and my friends love Curly and Moe
We love Curly's brother Shemp and his fat clone Joe
It's such a delight to boogie and hustle
Dancing all night doing the Curly shuffle
(Hey Moe hey Moe) hey Moe hey Moe
(Well nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck) well nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck
(We dee dee dee we dee dee dee) we dee dee dee we dee dee dee dee
(Oh, wise guy) oh, wise guy
Well we never miss a chance we get up and dance and do the Curly shuffle
(That's right) that's right (ah ah ah) ah ah ah (woooooo) woooooo
Well me and my friends we all love to see
Comedy classics on late night TV
Those knuckleheads get in a scuffle
They push and they shove doing the Curly shuffle
(Hey Moe hey Moe) hey Moe hey Moe
(Well nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck) well nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck
(Look at the grouse look at the grouse)look at the grouse look at the
grouse
(Woof woof) woof woof
Well we never miss a chance we get up and dance and do the Curly shuffle
(That's right)
We do the Curly shuffle (what did you say)
We do the Curly shuffle (that's what I thought you said)
We do the Curly shuffle (ah ah ah ah)
We do the Curly shuffle (certainly)
We never miss a chance we get up and dance and do the Curly shuffle