Lyrics:

Today I promise I'll never love you again
I swear I'll care as little as I can
'Cause I've become accustomed to wearin' nothin'
But pink nail polish on my left hand

So many valuable lessons I learned from you
Like forgiveness and breakin' hearts too
Now that you're a goner in your honor
A moment of the silence is the least I can do

Cut the lines
Blow up a few bridges
Trim the fat
Trim the grass
Clean out the fridge
Then sweep up the mess
Put on my Sunday best
And burn down the house
Burn down the house
Toss an EZ strike to this difficult life
And Burrrn, yeah

I never did like your fantasy football friends
I'll never have to watch Caddyshack again
I finally started cookin' and if you're lookin'
I'm walkin' my new dog in front of my new house
Got a new job and the money's come in
Seein me a new man and the world in a new light
Nothing's quite as right as a girl on the mend

Cut the lines
Blow up a few bridges
Trim the fat
Trim the grass
Clean out the fridge
Then sweep up the mess
Put on my Sunday best
And burn down the house
Burn down the house
Toss an EZ strike to this difficult life
And Burn
Yeah, yeah

Oh, whoa, whoa
Tearin' down old walls
Puttin' up new ones
Have a little fun it's a wreckin' ball night
Gotta little itchin' to get down in the kitchen
With my tall drink of water and some dynamite

Cut the lines
Blow up a few bridges
Trim the fat
Trim the grass
Clean out the fridge
Then sweep up the mess
Put on my Sunday best
And burn down the house
Burn down the house
Toss an EZ strike in this difficult life
And burn, burn, burn
Baby, burn

Ah, burn it up, yeah
Don't know burn, burn