Lyrics:

Yeah, I was talking to the postman
He mentioned your name
Seems like everybody
Everybody knows about my good thing
Call the plumber, darling
There must be a leak in my drain
It seems like everybody
Everybody knows about my good thing
I was talking to my neighbour
About the way you wear your hair
They say you must have a lot of children
'Cause the milkman's always there
Call the plumber, darling
There must be a leak in my drain
It seems like everybody
Everybody, everybody knows about my good thing
Come on!
I was talking to the butcher
He said you always look neat
I guess that's why my freezer
Is always full of meat
Call the plumber, darling
There must be a leak in my drain
It seems like everybody
Everybody, everybody knows about my good thing
Last time, here we go!
Everybody, I said, I mean knows about my good thing
Everybody knows about my good thing, everybody knows about
Nobody wants to leave my woman, nobody wants to leave my-
Call the plumber, darling
There must be a leak in my drain
It seems like everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody knows about my good thing