Lyrics:

Hey it's a sell out hey
Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen
I would like to say hello
Are you ready for some entertainment, are you ready for a show
Gonna rock you gonna roll you, get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you, razzmatazz you with a little bit of style
C'mon let me entertain you, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you, let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my body
I can show you some good merchandise
I'll pull you and I'll pull you, I'll crueladeville you
And to thrill you I'll use any device

We'll give you crazy performance, we'll give you grounds for divorce
we'll give you piece de resistance, and a tour de force - of course

We found the right location, got a lot of pretty lights
The sound and the amplification - listen
Hey if you need a fix, if you want a high, Stickells'll see to that
With Elektra and EMI we'll show you where it's at
So c'mon let me entertain you, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you, let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu, we give you rock a la carte
We'll breakfast at Tiffany's, we'll sing to you in Japanese
We're only here to entertain you

If you want to see some action, you get nothing but the best
The S and M attraction, we've got the pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans, we get you on the line
If you dig the New York scene we'll have a son of a bitch of a time

C'mon, let me entertain, let me entertain
Let me entertain you tonight

Hey where's my backstage pass
Hey that Brian May he's outta sight man
Hey that was a bit of alright wasn't it
Outrageous costumes
Not many, not many
And I always wanted to be in opera
Oh man I could give you lessons if you like