Lyrics:

Dee Jay:

'Planning a Jamaican Getaway?
Fly stoned! Our stoned-attendants will see that you arrive with a load
Stoned Airlines to Jamaica! Fly above the clouds and arrive with
A headful of steam when you get there, and save money with our
Special economy-flights, only 29.95!
Don't take a boat to Jamaica!
Jah wants you to fly!'