Lyrics:

Wysocki college for the totally dumb
Take one of our courses, and your brain will be numb

Dee Jay:

Yes, friends, at Wysocki college for the toally dumb we have openings
Right now in our spring-semester.
You'll have a chance to excell in great courses like 'Basket-weaving',
'Advanced shoe-tying' or try 'Beginning lipreading'!
Sign up today for a course that interests you!
Wysocki college for the totally dumb! You'll never even know you've been there

Wysocki college
For the totally dumb