Lyrics:

(And now Ladies and Gentlemen The keeper of the keys The countess of the clink The mistress of murderer's row Matron Mama Morton) Ask any of the chickies in my pen They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen I love them all and all of them love me Because the system works the system called reciprocity Got a little motto Always sees me through When you're good to Mama Mama's good to you There's a lot of favors I'm prepared to do You do one for Mama She'll do one for you They say that life is tit for tat And that's the way I live So I deserve a lotta tat For what I've got to give Don't you know that this hand Washes that one too When you're good to Mama Mama's good to you If you want my gravy Fezzle my Ragu Spice it up for Mama She'll get hot for you When the pass that basket Folks contribute to You put in for Mama She'll put out for you The folks that stop the ladder AreThe ones the world adores So boost me up my ladder kid And I'll boost you up yours Let's all srtoke together Like the Princeton Crew When you're strokin' Mama Mama's strokin' you So what's the one conclusion I can bring this number to? When you're good to Mama Mama's good to you Aww Yeah!