Lyrics:

Roxie. Sometimes I'm right Sometimes I'm wrong But he doesn't care He'll string along He loves me so That funny honey of mine Sometimes I'm down Sometimes I'm up But he follows 'round Like some droopy-eyed pup He loves me so That funny honey of mine He ain't no sheik That's no great physique Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts But look at that soul I tell you that whole Is a whole lot greater Than the sum of his parts And if you knew him like me I know you'd agree What if the world Slandered my name? Why, he'd be right there Taking the blame He loves me so And it all suits me fine That funny, sunny, honey Hubby of mine! (dialog) He loves me so That funny honey of mine! (dialog) He loves me so That funny honey , of mine!! (dialog) Lord knows He ain't got the smarts (dialog) Now he's shot of his trap I can't stand that Sap Look at him go rattin' on me With just one more Brain What a half-wit He'd be If they string me Up I'll know who Brought the Twine That scummy, Crummy Dummy hubby of Mine