Lyrics:

Well, I said, 'Honey, you don't know me, but I feel like I know you
Do you mind if I come in? It'll only take a, a minute or two
And by the way, I really like what you've done to this place
It doesn't really surprise me, we kinda have the same taste
But that's enough small talk, there's something we need to discuss
Your husband's cheatin' on us'
Then I said, 'You look surprised
Well, I'm surprised you never knew
I can't believe you didn't see or
Pick up on my rather strong perfume
Well, anyway, we've been replaced
And she's much younger than me and you
And I know she's out there with him now
Doing things that we used to do
But if we got together, don't you think we'd be dangerous?
Your husband's cheatin' on us', yeah
Ah
Snakes are in the kitchen
Crows are on the line (ah)
Weather vane is twitchin'
Can't you see the sign-sign-sign?
Well, this is where she started to cry and I said
'Oh honey, you'll get over it'
I said, 'Never mind those fantasies of cyanide or taking out a hit
And anyway, it's better, don't you think
To make him wish that he was dead
Just promise me you'll take that creep
For everything he's ever had instead
I've got a Polaroid camera
And a room number down at the hotel Nautilus
Where your husband's cheatin' on us'
Ah
Snakes are in the kitchen
Crows are on the line (ah)
Weather vane is twitchin'
Can't you see the sign-sign-sign? Oh, yeah
Can't you see the signs? Mm, yeah
Ah, can't you see the signs?