Lyrics:

Jubilee slouches in the settee
He's losing all will to move
He gone divvy
Too much telly
He watching 24 hours of rubbish
He got butane
He got plastic bags
His eyes are going square
He no raver
Just anti-social
He not going to cut his hair
He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how
Seventeen
He not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how
Seventeen
He not keen on being like
Anyone else
Jubilee's dad
Billy Banker
Thinks his son's a slob
Should get out more
Stop scabbing
He really should go and
Get a job
He dresses incorrectly
Seventeen
He's not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how, where to go
But he just don't get out enough
He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how, where to go
But he just don't get out enough
He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how to do it, talk to girls
But he's just too spotty
He dresses incorrectly
No one told him how
Seventeen
He not keen on being like
Anyone else
So he just plays on his computer game