Lyrics:

(Intro)
Yeah, how you doin?
Haha, right
Guess I'mma go ahead and break this weed down, hell yeah
No seeds, just crumble it wit'cha fist
Aww yeah, fresh blunts man
I love it when they split down the middle like a brand new fresh baked brownie.. just ugh
I know they don't smoke weed in town though
The blunts be crackin like fall leaves n shit, know what I'm sayin?

(Hook)
I smoke two blunts in the morning
I smoke two blunts at night (Smoke two blunts at night)
I smoke two blunts in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright (Makes me feel alright)
I smoke two blunts in the time of peace
I smoke two in the time of war (Two in the time of waaar)
I smoke two blunts before I smoke two blunts
And then I smoke two more (Then I smoke two moooore)

(Verse 1)
Gotta stay calm (Calm) gotta stay cool (Cool)
Can't blow up and act a fool
Wisdom, reason, login, sense
Gotta be relaxed, not tense
I can't overreact (Overreact)
Cause It's over if the wrong person overreact, back (BLat!)
One puff, one day at a time (Day at a time)
One forty ounce, one big fat dime (Big fat dime)
One nation, under a groove (Under a groove)
Nothin to prove
Hit the blunt, don't move (Bucauwk, yeah)
Soothe me baby
Before life, drive me crazy

(Hook)
I smoke two blunts in the morning
I smoke two blunts at night (Smoke two blunts at night)
I smoke two blunts in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright (Makes me feel alright)
I smoke two blunts in the time of peace
I smoke two in the time of war (Two in the time of waaar)
I smoke two blunts before I smoke two blunts
And then I smoke two more (Then I smoke two moooore)

(Verse 2)
Early in the mornin 'fore my day gets started (Day gets started)
I grab a knife and my blunt gets parted (Parted)
Grab the trash, if you know what I mean (Know what I mean)
My blunt need to get its colon cleaned (Its colon cleaned)
Tobacco gone, no hesitation (Hesitation)
Restore the blunt with good vegetation (Vegetation)
I got a personal lighter (Personal lighter)
If you steal it, hope you a good fighter
Spark, flick, flaaaame (Flaaaaame)
Hit the blunt real slow with no shaaame (Shaaaaame)
Get lifted, spliffted, I feel gifted (Bucaulk)
I only smoke it, I never sniffed it

(Hook)
I smoke two blunts in the morning
I smoke two blunts at night (Smoke two blunts at night)
I smoke two blunts in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright (Makes me feel alright)
I smoke two blunts in the time of peace
I smoke two in the time of war (Two in the time of waaar)
I smoke two blunts before I smoke two blunts
And then I smoke two more (Then I smoke two moooore)