Lyrics:

Words are in my head, but I can't enunciate them clearly
Headphones on your hair, they prevent a chance to even try
Some might find me borderline attractive from afar
But afar is not where I can stay and there you are

Though I want you
I know I haven't a chance
Still I want you
Johnny Delusional here

I know 'yes' and 'no' in a couple dozen other languages
But your form of 'no' is the kind of look I can't deny
Tell me, are persistence and stupidity the same?
Tell me, is resistance so enticing? Please explain

Though I want you
I know I haven't a chance
Still I want you
Johnny Delusional here

Though I want you
I know I haven't a chance
Still I want you
Johnny Delusional here

Paging Mr. Delusional
You're wanted at the desk
Paging Mr. Delusional
You're wanted at the front desk

Wouldn't it be terrible if there's no music there?
Wouldn't it be terrible if she don't want you near?
Wouldn't it be terrible if there's no music there?
Wouldn't it be terrible if she don't want you near?

(Wouldn't it be terrible if there's no music there?)
Though I want you
I know I haven't a chance
(Wouldn't it be terrible if she don't want you here?)
Still I want you
Johnny Delusional here

(Wouldn't it be terrible if there's no music there?)
Though I want you
I know I haven't a chance
(Wouldn't it be terrible if she don't want you here?)
Still I want you
Johnny Delusional here