Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good looking but she looks like a man (aah-aah-aah) Well, you should see her in drag (aaah) Dressed in her polythene bag (ah-ah-ah-ah) Yes, you should see Polythene Pam (aah-aah-aah)
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Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt (aah-aah-aah) She's the kind of a girl (aaah) That makes the News of the World (ah-ah-ah-ah) Yes, you could say she was attractively built (aah-aah-aah)