Lyrics:

NO HELP WANTED
Writer Bill Carlisle

Now I've got a gal from New Orleans
She's the cutest little thing that you ever have seen
She's got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop
She's *big at the little and bottom at the top*
(Do ya need any help?) No help wanted
(Do ya need any help?) No help wanted
(Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?)
I can handle this job all by myself
Well, I love my baby, she's a little lovin' hugger
Cute as a button and sweet as sugar
I'm gonna buy her a diamond ring
And we'll get married in the Spring
(Do ya need any help?) No help wanted
(Do ya need any help?) No help wanted
(Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?)
Well, I can handle this job all by myself
Well, she calls me her 'little piggy-wiggy'
And I call her my 'little thinga-ma-jiggy'
Every time I ask her for a kiss
I can hear her voice sound somethin' like this
(Do ya need any help?) No help wanted
(Could you use a little help?) No help wanted
(Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?)
Well, I can handle this job all by myself
(Do ya need any help?) No, sirree
(Could you use a little help?) Not for me
(Just call on me if you need a little help)
I can handle this job all by myself
Well, I'm gonna take her honky-tonkin' tonight
We're gonna do everything up right
When the music starts we'll swing and sway
We're gonna dance till the break of day
(Do ya need any help?) No help wanted
(Could you use a little help?) No help wanted
(Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?)
(Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?)
(Could you use a little help?) (Could you use a little help?)
I can handle this job all by myself
There's no help wanted!