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Written by: John Mellencamp He was a good lookin' guy. Stood about six foot three, Long brown hair As nice as he could be. Everybody liked him But he didn't have a clue, He looked silly as hell In those funny French shoes. You know the type Without any heels, Leather soles, Kind of a slip on deal. He was cavalier Whether he'd win or lose But he looked silly as hell In those funny French shoes. I know it's not right To judge a man by his clothes, By the way that he looks Or the people he may know. I'm embarrassed to say If I had to choose I could never really trust Any man wearing those funny French shoes. Funny French shoes, Funny French shoes, No man should be wearin' Those funny French shoes. They look good on a woman's foot. I must say that they do But no guy should be wearin' Those funny French shoes. Get some socks on, man!