Lyrics:

(Original title: Zanz Kant Danz) [Chorus:] Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money, Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (X 4) [Chorus] Out in the street a crowd is gatherin', Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance. Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio; Little Billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance, For the little pig Vanz. [Chorus] You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world; So Billy and Vanz get busy, they're makin' their move; The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like Oliver Twist; Before it's over, your pocket is clean, A four-legged thief paid a visit on you. [Chorus x3]