Lyrics:

I guess what I'm trying to say is I miss my dad
I really miss my dad
You notice when you're young you think your dad's Superman
And then you grow up and you realize
He's just a drunk who wears a cape?
Well, there you go
I had to sleep in bunk beds growing up
You ever sleep in a bunk bed?
Yeah, that's really good training for jail, isn't it? Yeah
You can never really sleep in a bunk bed
'Cause if you sleep up top you think you're gonna roll out all night
So you're like, "Fuck, no, fuck, no
Alright, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive"
And if you sleep down below you think
You're about to be peed on at any moment
I never got to sleep, but I did learn how to masturbate without moving
"What are you doing down there?"
"I'm having an asthma attack, now watch your eyes"