Lyrics:

(Intro)
The unicorn invasion of Dundee

(Verse)
They came with the first light of dawn, setting their sights on Dundee
And led by the sorcerer Zarkothrax, slaying the people he sees
They ride to war on once noble beasts corrupted by wizard spell
The unicorns used to be good, now they are forced to serve hell

(Pre-Chorus)
Down from the mountains and across the river Tay
An army of undead unicorns are riding into the fray

(Chorus)
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die
In this epic battle begins the final war
Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for
The unicorn invasion of Dundee

(Verse)
The townspeople had little hope, they were not ready for war
Fireballs make everybody die and buildings collapse to the floor
The beautiful princess was raped and taken to prison with cry
Angus McFife swears a mighty oath 'I will make Zarkothrax die!'

(Pre-Chorus)
Down from the mountains and across the river Tay
An army of undead unicorns are riding into the fray

(Chorus)
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die
In this epic battle begins the final war
Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for
The unicorn invasion of Dundee

(Instrumental break)
And an ominous shadow fell over the battlefield
As the evil blizzard son eventually got to the dark
Invasion of the city of Dundee
And dropping nine dead in the corridor of war
To a broken self, as in new dark massacre

(Pre-Chorus)
Down from the mountains and across the river Tay
An army of undead unicorns are riding into the fray

(Bridge)
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die

(Chorus)
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die
In this epic battle begins the final war
Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for
The unicorn invasion of Dundee