Lyrics:

Now anywhere me go the people them tell me fe gwarn
So right now Pato Banton come fe nice up the land
With the musical thing call gwarn

It name gwarn, gwarn

It name gwarn, G.W.A.R.N. spells gwarn
S.T.O.R.M. spells storm
After a storm there must be a
C.A.L.M. settle, settle it name calm
Cool as a cucumber when me at the mic stand
Wrap the lead round me arm put the mic in me palm
Lyrics choochoo from me mouth like a locomotion
Give the people versatility in nuff portion
When they love it they show appreciation
All the women start to R.U.S.H. I man
And all of me brethren a tell me fe
Just just just just just just just gwarn

It name gwarn, gwarn

It name gwarn, a-side a vocal b-side a version
Hear the boof through the bass
Hear the ssss through the horn
A sound is not a sound without a mid-section
Like a house is not a home without a television
If you dont believe me ask my woman
She will tell you when me mash up the tele
When me mash up the tele, when me mash up the television
Is like the whole house was in contention
The kids were giving me a lot of botheration
Barling waah waah waah I wanna see Bat Man
A-team danger mouse and he-man
There was only one way I could solve the problem
Which was to catch a taxi down to redifusion
Rent a tell take it home plug it in and turn it on
When me woman see the tele she say honey you fe
Just just just just just just just gwarn

It name gwarn, gwarn

It name gwarn
Me mummy show me loving from the day that me born
Full me belly clean me batty wrap me up keep me warm
She open up the bible on the 23rd psalm
And put it in me cot for spiritual protection
Me mummy raise the babies, me daddy raised
M.O.N.E.Y. me daddy raise corn
I got infant -junior- secondary education
Got expelled in the fourth never took an exam
Tried a couple jobs but dem never last long
One day me mummy ask me dis one question
Bwoy weh you a go do when you turn a big man?
Me say mummy you fe listen and dont get me wrong
Im not gonna be no worker or no politician
Ill be an MC, a singer and nice up the land
She smile, she kiss me, she wrap me in her arms
She say if is dat you want to do den bwoy you fe
Just just just just just just just gwarn!

It name gwarn, gwarn

An MCs not a banton without style and pattern
To get an answer you have to ask a question
What is Pato middle name? Origination
Around the microphone me have presentation
Me have more lyrics than desert have sand
More lyrics than water in the Mediterranean
More lyrics than fish inna de wide ocean
Pato lyrics pon a scale must weigh a ton
This is a fact and not fiction
With maybe a little exaggeration
Every mickle mek a muckle every muckle mek a mickle
Pupa pato have principle, ride bicycle not tricycle
Ugly woman you fe settle, me no want no gyal with freckle
Or a gyal that miserable for that would be so terrible
Unto jah jah I am thankful thanks and praise they are essential
Of the devil of i am careful cause I know he is so evil
Well a lot of racial people they give praises to the devil
And they even have a ritual unto jah that is abominable
Well before me come a dancehall man a strictly radox herbal
Well up and down me brush me teeth to make them look beautiful
A little bit of honey to fix up Patos vocals
Then its off to the dance to jump and prance and wiggle and jiggle
Wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle and dance

When the people see me dance them a tell me fe
Just just just just just just just gwarn
Gwarn! It name gwarn