Lyrics:

Every duke and earl and peer is here
Everyone who should be here is here
What a smashing, positively dashing spectacle
The Ascot Opening Day
At the gate are all the horses waiting
For the cue to fly away
What a gripping, absolutely ripping moment at
The Ascot Opening Day
Pulses rushing
Faces flushing
Heartbeats speed up
I have never been so keyed up
Any second now
They'll begin to run
Hark! A bell is ringing
They are springing forward
Look!
It has begun

What a frenzied moment that was
Didn't they maintain an exhausting pace
'Twas a thrilling
Absolutely chilling running of
The Ascot Opening Race