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Consumed with premonitionOf trouble on horizonBy my remarks I was certainI was destined persecutionBut then I took a chase after the bournemouth runner!Bournemouth runner!C-c-could dareBournemouth runner!First nightBournemouth runner!He was a bournemouth runner!Bournemouth runner!Didn’t get farBournemouth runner!First nightBournemouth runner!But the second nightHe got away with our guiding lightWas chilled to the boneAt 8amOn a bournemouth mornThere was a drum deckOutside [route/room] 51Two nights beforeBristol ballA runner took backdrop, exit hallBournemouth runner!Raced a couple of hundred yardsBournemouth runner!Barman clipped his earsBournemouth runner!Spitted and shiftedBournemouth runner!Backdrop dissipatedBournemouth runner!He was the bournemouth runner!How could we now it was the bournemouth runner? Bournemouth runner!Raced a couple of hundred yardsBournemouth runner!Barman clipped his earsBournemouth runner!Spitted and shiftedBournemouth runner!Backdrop dissipatedBournemouth runner!He was the bournemouth runner!Took away our guiding lightOur backdrop was friendly, heavyOften it would rumble into hotelAnd partake with usIn diluted drink and dogmeatOf rac recommended hostelryBournemouth runner!Shifted and twistedBournemouth runner!On beach sand siftedBournemouth runner!In the best homeBournemouth runner!Locks pickedBournemouth runner!Should’ve known betterThan to underrateBournemouth suckerTook away our guiding lightBournemouth runner!CalendarBournemouth runner!I’v forgotten the dateBournemouth runner!No plotBournemouth runner!You’re welcomeBournemouth runner!It was coated in poisonBournemouth runner!Have to buy a new one.......