Lyrics:

Every guy I know says women are too damn particular
Women talk and they expect the man to be a listener
They wanna walk while holdin' hands and whisper I love you
They need a combination Casanova Donahue

The men pull up in foreign cars and drop there little women off
I serve 'em frozen daqueries while sugar daddys playin' golf
The heroes from the golfin' wars return and holler scotch
The ladies slip there rings back on

I'm in a diamond mine and they're not hard to find
When I dig a little deeper and take my time
They sparkle and they shine precious jewels of every kind
I'm just stealin' from the blind I'm in a diamond mine

The big shots at the country club all act like I'm invisible
They never see me treat their women like they're irresistible
They think that I don't have a clue about the way things are
I hope the leave me in the dark
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