Lyrics:
Brian, the babe they called BrianHe grew, grew, grew and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called BrianA boy called BrianHe had arms and legs and hands and feetThis boy whose name was BrianAnd he grew, grew, grew and grewGrew up to be, yes, he grew up to beA teenager called BrianA teenager called BrianAnd his face became spottyYes, his face became spottyAnd his voice dropped down lowAnd things started to growOn young Brian and soHe was certainly nowNo girl named BrianNot a girl named BrianAnd he started to shaveAnd had one off the wristAnd want to see girlsAnd go out and get pissedA man called BrianThis man called BrianThe man they called BrianThis man called Brian