Lyrics:

Why are we here?
What's life all about?
Is G-d really weird?
Or is there some doubt?
Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out,
For tonight is the Meaning of Life.

What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time?
Are we all just yolks?
Ah, perhaps we're just one of G-d's little jokes!
We're sorting the meaning of life!

Is life just a game
Where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to say?
Or are we just simply spiralling coils

Of self-replicating DNA?

What is Life?
What is our fate?
Is there a Heaven and Hell?
Do we reincarnate?
Is Mankind evolving, or is it too late?

For millions
This life is a sad vale of tears,
Sitting around with really nothing to say,
While the scientists say that we are just spiralling coils
of self replicating DNA....

So just why þ why are we here?
And just what þ what þ what do we fear?
Well, c'est ‡a, for a change it will be made clear,
For this is the Meaning of Life!
For this is the Meaning of Life!