Lyrics:

We are here to calm your fears
And turn your world around
The man to my right, with the headset mic
Will stroll you through the grounds
So enjoy your stay
It's seafood day
And surgery's at five
We can correct what nature supplies
'Cause beauty is something money buys
(Chorus)
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
The double chin can be tucked in
The wrinkles we can hide
Some herbal tea, and Chromium D
With 'drink me' on the side
The little fear when you look in the mirror
Gets bigger every day
It takes work, but it can be done
To look 23 at 51
Chorus

Na na na, na na na na
(guitar solo)
Smoke and mirrors, dogs and ponies
The President of the United States and his cronies
Clean and colorful, bright and ghoulish
A fountain of youth for the vain and the foolish
Mrs. Booth, you're a picture of youth!
Those lips should last a while
And carrot juice will help reduce
That creaking when you smile
Chorus x 2