I almost didn't make it Boys, I risk life and limb It was plain to see that my wife Was in that honey-do mood again
Well buddy, that ain't nothing I barely made it out the door She was prayin' and a-cussin' Like she was 'bout to wage a holy war
Mine got so mad, she was bitin' her lip She turned her head and I gave her the slip
Now we're all in the same boat Pass me a beer and a fishing pole Let's find a spot and drop that anchor down We're really livin' the high life And blue skies We left all our worries back in town We're all in the same boat now
Did you see the one I just missed? Hey I bet he weighed six pounds And by the way I thought you said you wore The breeches in your house
She don't run my life I do as I please And that minnow you couldn't seem to land Didn't look that big to me
You boys are good actin' tellin' them tales But truth be known, we know damn well
That we're all in the same boat Pass me a beer and tell a good joke Let's find a spot and drop that anchor down We're really livin' the high life And blue skies We left all our worries back in town We're all in the same boat now
It's time to go and your hands are shaking Don't think I didn't see your knees are waking We're gonna need some luck cause we all know That we're all in the same boat
All in the same boat Pass me a peppermint and go slow We'll be lucky if the women ain't locked us out And we're all in the same boat now