Lyrics:

Friendship is rare
Do you know what I'm saying to you?
Friendship is rare
My derrière
When you find out much later that they don't really care
It's rare, to me
Can't you see
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?
Oh shit, there's a bear
Could you hand me that shotgun, buddy
Also, that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in great danger and you don't even care
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?
It's rare, to me
Say a prayer, for me
'Cause it's rare to be in Tenacious D
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands, they'll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends, they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there's a record deal, we'll always be friends
As long as there's a record deal, we'll always be friends
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands, they'll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends, they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there's a record deal, we'll always be friends
As long as there's a record deal, we'll always be friends, yeah