Lyrics:

Broth reminds me of nuns
(Nuns)
I see them smashing
(Kids)
With rulers
Disciplining munchkin cretins
(Munchkin cretins)
Tortured munchkins
(Munchkin cretins)
Tortured munchkins
Irish Catholic victims
Little green scratchy sweaters
(Sweaters)
Little green scratchy ones
(Courduroy pants)
Brown courduroy ponce
(Doo-ahh)
Courduroy ponce
And green scratchy munchkin
Irish Catholic victims
(Munch-kins
Munch-a-kins)
Munchkins get me hot
Munchkins get me, get me hot

Hot!
Gets her real hot