Lyrics:

BRAVEMAN - AAH!

You want tough - (he flexes his bicep)
Is that tough enough?
How about strong?
(he lifts some heavy circus barbell)
With me, you can't go wrong
I've got it all
Every muscle in sight
And I've never backed off
From a single fight

I can bend bars of steel (he bends one)
Hey, it's no big deal
I'm a fearsome fright
Not Mr. Universe Lite

I'm the bravest of the brave
The toughest of the tough
So why'm I standing here frozen
When a certain lady calls my bluff?
(almost spoken)
Why'm I suddenly... a creampuff?

Abs and deltoids, crunches and flex
Have you ever seen such well-defined pecs?

I’ve got a body-fat ratio of minus two
And my butt-cheeks couldn’t be any tighter
With a bottle of glue

I'm the bravest of the brave
The toughest of the tough
So why'm I standing here frozen
When a certain lady calls my bluff?
(almost spoken)
Why'm I suddenly... a creampuff?

(trailing off)
Strongman - Hah
Braveman - Hah!