Lyrics:

FRIENDS - WHO NEEDS 'EM

If you want some sound advice
Then think it over - think it twice
FRIENDS - Who needs 'em?
When you're kinda low on cash
Call 'em up - and watch 'em dash!
FRIENDS - Who needs 'em?

Friends - they're the living end
They're the cat's meow
And the 'pow' in Ker-pow!
Friends will be there for you...!

And when there's chores to be done
Who's miles away having fun?
FRIENDS - Who needs 'em?
And when you finish with the mop
Dimples suddenly goes ker-plop!
FRIENDS - Who needs 'em?

Friends - there'll be there for you
Always square for you
Always see you through
Friends will be there for you...!
Who needs 'em, friends?
We need dem friends!

If you find that times are tough
You need someone to call your bluff
FRIENDS —— Who needs 'em?
And if that smile is hard to find
Then build a friend —— like Frankenstein
FRIENDS —— Who needs 'em?

Friends —— they're chock-a-block
The King of the Hill
The Top of the Pops
Friends will be there for you!

I had no friends, and was feeling blue
Tossed a penny in the Wishing Well
And then I had two
One was a good friend, one was bad
Then one of 'em left me
I didn't know which one I still had!
The good or the bad
(The good or the bad...)

So take a tip from Cain and Abel
Lay your cards straight on the table
FRIENDS - Who needs 'em?
If your illusions still remain
Then flush 'em all right down the drain
FAIR - weather breeds 'em...

Friends - they're there when you're down
Just clowning around
Make a smile from a frown
Friends are just great to have around!

Who needs dem FRIENDS
FAIR - weather breeds 'em...
Friends - they're the best in the world
If they're straight or curled
So take my word in the end
You can never...
(You can never)
You can never...
(You can never)
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS..!!