Lyrics:

There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She was my steady date
Until she put on weight, hmm-mmm

There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma my Emma

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma my Emma

Sock it to me

There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

*vocalizations*