Lyrics:

[Originally by Jane's Addiction]

[Cue the dogs.]

[Dogs barking]

I've been caught stealing;
once when I was 5...
I enjoy stealing.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want something,
And I don't want to pay for it.

I walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, hey, it's mine.
Mine all mine!

[Attacked by dogs]

[Help! Help! Help! Anyone!
Phil! Phil Spector, my producer! Do SOMETHING!]

[gunshot, dog whines]

[Oh, no]

Da, da, da, da, da, da

[Phil, I thought they took that thing away from you.]

[Just kidding folks, that's not a real gun]

[Come on back boy!]

Well I walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
[Sit!]
Hey all right! If I get by,
[SIT!]
It's mine, mine, mine all mine,
mine mine mine all mine.
It's mine!

[You are such a good boy. Yes you are. Yes you are. Yeah. Yeah.]