Lyrics:

[Originally by Michael Jackson/Paul McCartney]

Richard:
Every night she walks right in my dreams
Since I met her from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who is special in her heart
The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine

Ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Hawking!

(I don't understand the way you think
Saying that she's yours not mine
Sending roses and your silly dreams
Really just a waste of time
Because she's mine
The doggone girl is mine)

I love you more than he (Take you anywhere)
But I love you endlessly (Loving we will share)

So come and go with me to our town

The girl is mine

(Richard, we're not going to fight about this, ok?)

Stephen, I think I told you, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

(I've heard it all before Richard. She told me that I'm her forever lover.
You know, don't you remember?)

She after loving me she said she couldn't love another.

(Is that what she said?)

Yeah, she said it. You keep on dreamin'

(I don't believe it.)

Mine mine, the girl is mine. (the girl is mine)
Mine mine mine mine mine (Mine mine mine mine)
(Mine) Mine
The girl is mine. (the girl is mine)
The girl is mine. (the girl is mine)

(Thank you, Richard.)
Thank you, Stephen.

(Celebrity voices impersonated)