Lyrics:

[Originally by Green Day]

I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a hut with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit

I sit around and watch that phone but no one's calling
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking breaking

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Slipping away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit