Lyrics:

[HUGO]
Paris, the city of lovers
Is glowing this evening
True, that's because it's on fire
But still, there's 'l'amour'
Somewhere out there in the night
Her Heart is also alight
And I know the guy she just might
Be burning for

A guy like you
She's never known, kid
A guy like you
A girl does not meet ev'ry day
You've got a look
That's all your own, kid
Could there be two?

[VICTOR and LAVERNE]
Like you?

[ALL THREE]
No way!

[HUGO]
Those other guys
That she could dangle
All look the same
From ev'ry boring point of view
You're a surprise
From ev'ry angle
Mon Dieu above
She's gotta love
A guy like you

[VICTOR]
A guy like you
Gets extra credit
Because it's true
You've got a certain some thing more

[HUGO]
You're aces, kid

[LAVERNE]
You see that face
You don't forget it

[VICTOR and LAVERNE]
Want something new?

[HUGO]
That's you

[ALL THREE]
For sure!

[LAVERNE]
We all have gaped
At some Adonis

[VICTOR]
But then we crave a meal
More nourishing to chew

[HUGO]
And since you've shaped
Like a croissant is

[ALL THREE]
No question of
She's gotta love
A guy like you!

[LAVERNE]
Call me a hopeless romatic
But Quasi, I feel it

[VICTOR]
She wants you so
Any moment she'll walk through that door

[ALL THREE]
For

[HUGO]
A guy so swell

[VICTOR and LAVERNE]
A guy like you

[HUGO]
With all you bring her

[VICTOR and LAVERNE]
I tell you Quasi

[HUGO]
A fool could tell

[VICTOR and LAVERNE]
There never was

[HUGO]
It's why she fell

[VICTOR and LAVERNE]
Another, was he?

[HUGO]
For you-know-who

[VICTOR and LAVERNE]
From king to serf
To the bourgeoisie

[HUGO]
You ring the bell

[VICTOR and LAVERNE]
They're all a second-stringer

[ALL THREE]
You're the bell ringer!
When she wants oo-la-la
Then she wants you la-la
She will discover, guy
You're one heckuva guy
Who wouldn't love a guy
Like you?

[HUGO]
You got a lot
The rest have not
So she's gotta love