Lyrics:

STUFF THE TURKEYTHAT'S BOOTIFUL!BOO-BOO-BOOTIFUL!HAVE YOU EVER WONDEREDWHY SANTA'S CHEEKS ARE RUBY RED?HE'S NOT JOLLYHE'S OFF HIS HEAD.PULL A CRACKERPULL UP A CHAIRHAVE SOME OF THISIT WILL REMOVE YOUR HAIR.STUFF THE TURKEYIT'S NO TIME TO FASTENJOY THIS CHRISTMASIT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.LET'S MAKE THIS CHRISTMASONE TO REMEMBERLET'S STAY DRUNKFROM JANUARY TILL DECEMBER.I'LL STUFF YOUR STOCKINGSWITH PASSION FRUITLOOSEN YOUR TIEGET OUTTA THAT SUIT.STUFF THE TURKEYIT'S NO TIME TO FASTENJOY THIS CHRISTMASIT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.(HEAVY BIT)IT ONLY COMESBUT ONCE A YEARSTOP DRINKING COFFEEAND HAVE A BEER.PULL A CRACKERPULL UP A CHAIRNO TIME TO BE SOBERJUST ONE LONG BENDER!STUFF THE TURKEYSTUFF THE TURKEYIT'S NO TIME TO FASTENJOY THIS CHRISTMASIT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.STUFF THE TURKEYSTUFF THE TURKEYSTUFF THE TURKEYSTUFF THE TURKEYSTUFF THE TURKEYSTUFF THE TURKEY(Wade/Wade/James)-------

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