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Breaker One-Nine... This here's The Duck again...
You got a copy on me Pigpen? Come on...
Aww negatory Pigpen...
There ain't no way out 'cept fer that one Atlantic Ocean
Now listen... Drop them hogs off in Omaha
An' git over here in a short
Cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem

Bears to the left, bears to the right
We didn't have no place to go
They had us backed up clean to the shore
An' them cabover Pete's don't float
I sez 'Pigpen, I got me a good idea
Them friends a Jesus gonna save us'
So praise the Lord 'n mister Ford
An' follow that Microbus...10-4!

Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand trucks
Gonna take a bath with The Rubber Duck
Yo Ho Ho an' a lots a luck
Round the world with The Rubber Ducky

Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales
Sank about a hunderd an' ten of 'em
I sez 'Pigpen, they just didn't have no faith
They definitely gone 10-7'
By the time we got into that Picadilly town
'bout half of 'em 'as lost at sea
I sez 'Break One-Nine fer a 10-33'
What we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC

I say Faversham, it looks like the Americans have got themselves another bloody convoy

Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand trucks
Gonna take a bath with The Rubber Duck
Yo Ho Ho an' a lots a luck
Round the world with The Rubber Ducky

Good heavens... Look at them all...
Half of them are sinking in the Thames
Hello... Some of our truck chaps are ass-sisting them...
Good show actually...
Oh well... 10-4, and all that rubbish...

Well we crossed that channel like snakes on glass
An' stormed the beach about dawn
I sez 'Grab yer shifters, an' punch Thirteen
We all goin' truckin' on the Auto-Bahn'
Now Pigpen, this here's the ultimate slab
Cause there goes a Mercedes truck
He sez 'Break One-Three fer the Strudle Machine
Ya just blew the doors off'n The Duck, How 'bout it...

Ahh, Zehn-Vire Rubbber Duck
Vee are receiving you vall to vall
But ze schpeed limit on ze Autobahn is Treble Nickels
You travel too schlow, but vee gonna see you around
Vee gone... Weidersehen...

Well we stopped fer a coffee in West Berlin
An' the piggies had a hunderd mile pee
I sez 'Pigpen, from here on it's wall to wall bears'
He sez 'Bash the wall, we gonna see'
Well them Big Red bears must a been in the bush
Cause we didn't see a one all day
So we raked up the leaves, 'n we shook out the trees
'Till they finally had somethin' to say... You got it...

Commrade Duck !
You have been given until daybreak in Murmansk
To get your cotton-picking trucks out of the U-S-S-of-R
YOU VILL COPY!!!

Well we shot them rigs through Salt Mine City
With the hammer an' the sickle on down
Then we hooked a fan, through the Sea a Japan
An' tooled into Transistor Town
I sez 'Pigpen, this here must be the place
Cause everybody's eatin' with sticks'
He sez '10-4, this here's CB land
Cause my channel knob just went crick'

Ahh so Lubber Duck
You have a nice day today, better day tomallow
We catch you on frip-frop
This one Kamikazee Ozzy
We gone, Sianara

Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand tlucks
Gonna take a bath with The Lubber Duck
Yo Ho Ho an' a rots a ruck
Lound the world with The Lubber Ducky

Uh, 10-4 Pigpen, what's yer Twenty?
Australia ?!
Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian Devils
An' them Q-Alla bears
What's that?... No Double-Nickel limt?
We gonna be there in a short Pigpen
This here's The Rubber Duck, Ten-Ten, an' doin' it to it
Like Pruitt used to do it...to it...
We gone... Bye Bye...