Lyrics:

[Mad keyboard playing and cheering]

Spoken:
The very first time we were in Japan,
I turned on the TV in my hotel room,
there was a talent show, and there was
a band playing called Gas Mask. They
were four or five guys, and they were
all wearing gas masks.

[Laughing]

They did a song that only had two notes.
There was the first note and the second note. Fellows,
let's demonstrate now.

One note, please?
[First Note]

The other note?
[Second Note]

And the song went like this,
back and forth.

[Both notes, over and over again.]
GAS MASK! GAS MASK! GAS MASK! GAS MASK!

I thought Japan was the place for me.
I thought I had found the place where
I was gonna live for the rest of my life.

[Cheering]

I was unpacking my bags and putting
them IN THE DRESSER of the hotel,
thinking '$200 a night, I could last here
for awhile, and then I'll find a cheaper
place.'

[Laughing]

And then I continued watching the show,
and then it suddenly, like, all became,
just like the same as everything else, and
nothing else was really quite as good
after that.

3...4...
[More of the keyboard portion of Gas Mask.]