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Lyricist: THE JUGGLER'S SONG
Lyrics:
THE JUGGLER'S SONG I was speaking to Albert Who tried to explain I had a bad case Of a too-small brain In need of a job And too timid to rob What’s your qualification? (Well,) could I dress like a slob? So, he tossed me... A polka-dot tie And zebra-striped hose Bright yellow shoes And a shiny red nose A herringbone belt To be worn front to back A checkerboard shirt and a pink top hat (A checkerboard shirt and a pink top hat) 'Now you look like a clown,' He said to me So do something clownish And terribly funny Squirt the seltzer Fall on your face Pad your behind, Take up a whole lotta space (Pad your behind, Take up a whole lotta space) I said clowning's a fine way To spend one's day But, frankly….How much does it pay? He said 'Art and money Never should mix.' That's when I knew that the salary stinks! Then he tossed me a ball And another one, too He said, '(If you can) handle one more I'll make a juggler of you...' Then tossed me another And another still And if that truck hadn't hit him He'd be tossing them still
I juggled, juggled a little I juggled a lot (And) my too-small brain Never gave it a thought….
He juggled a lot He juggled a little And sometimes he just Juggled a middle I juggled a little I juggled a lot (And) when my pants caught fire Well, my butt got hot! (His pants caught fire…..Well, his but got hot!) Now, over the years I've heard a lot of advice On the choice of career (And) what to do with my life But all that's just talk A jumble of words And none of it could match The greatest sound in the world Cause I can tell you from here All the way to hereafter There's no sound as sweet As the sound of... laughter We clown around With our colourful friends We like to compete who's got the biggest rear end!
(We like to compete who's got the biggest rear end!) We laugh and we juggle And juggle and laugh And I know I'll be smiling When I laugh that... last laugh (BANG! -- Ooo, ya got me!) I know I'll be smiling When I laugh that... last laugh
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