You want tough - (he flexes his bicep) Is that tough enough? How about strong? (he lifts some heavy circus barbell) With me, you can't go wrong I've got it all Every muscle in sight And I've never backed off From a single fight
I can bend bars of steel (he bends one) Hey, it's no big deal I'm a fearsome fright Not Mr. Universe Lite
I'm the bravest of the brave The toughest of the tough So why'm I standing here frozen When a certain lady calls my bluff? (almost spoken) Why'm I suddenly... a creampuff?
Abs and deltoids, crunches and flex Have you ever seen such well-defined pecs?
I’ve got a body-fat ratio of minus two And my butt-cheeks couldn’t be any tighter With a bottle of glue
I'm the bravest of the brave The toughest of the tough So why'm I standing here frozen When a certain lady calls my bluff? (almost spoken) Why'm I suddenly... a creampuff?